May you live a long life ...

May you live a long life
Full of gladness and health
With a pocket full of gold
As the least of your wealth
May the dreams you hold dearest
Be those which come true
May the kindness you spread,
Keep returning to you

Happy Birthday!

Do not regret ...

Do not regret growing older. It’s a privilege denied to many.
Happy Birthday!

It is scientifically ...

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

If you don’t do wild things ...

If you don’t do wild things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old

Life should not only ...

Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated!
Happy Birthday!

Keep calm, and be crazy ...

Keep calm, and be crazy, laugh, love and live it up because this is the oldest you’ve been and the youngest you’ll ever be again
Happy Birthday!


When a woman says ...

When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.

She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.